These are the random crab (p)

Situation 1

It was the last school holiday. I entered mom's room to have some talk with her.

Me : Mom, I think i've gained lots of weight.

Mom : Only now you realize?

Me: : I checked my weight yesterday and you know what. I've gained 3 kg within this school holiday.

Mom : Then you need to exercise a lot and do sit up everyday.

Me : Insyaallah. I'll do it later.

As a conclusion, I haven't do any exercises yet. However, I did lost a kg because I attend Hockey's training.

Situation 2

I was ironing my school uniform. My mom was having a heart to heart talk with my brother. So, I secretly listened to their conversation.

Mom : Son, don't you have any homework?

My brother : Yes, I do have.

Mom : Then, when are you going to do it?

My brother : Later.

Mom : You've wasted a lot of time. Don't you care about your big examination this year?

My brother : I do care. I'll do my homework later. Don't worry about me.

Mom : You are just like weeds. Last time you told me you want to achieve straight A's for PMR. But now, you don't even look serious at all about your studies.

When my mom mentioned about that, I quickly interrupt them.

Me : You know what mom. On the day I received my result, I saw him posted 'OMG, when is my turn?'

My brother : Who asked you to open my wall?!

Me : You're the one.

My brother : No. I didn't.

Me : Yes you are.

Mom : Stop it. Son, go and do your homework now!

I laughed at my brother. So, did you see the bold letter? My brother and I love to delay our works by saying LATER.

Situation 3

I got lots of homework for this Chinese New Year Eve. However, I didn't come on the last day of school which was Friday. I missed lots of textbooks on Thursday. My mood was up and down. I did my Chemistry homework in a new book which I will torn it and place it in my real Chemistry exercise book.

So, I was doing my homework while listening to the music this morning. I rarely do this when I'm doing my school work but I only need to copy notes from the textbook. So, I took the chances to do my non-routine.

Suddenly, I heard Aina was crying from my mom's room. (I mean like HOW-CAN-I-HEAR-SHE-WAS-CRYING-WHILE-I-WAS-LISTENING-TO-THE-MUSIC?) I quickly went to my mom's room. I carried Aina and bring her to downstairs. I called mom and asked her to persuade Aina. Then, mom told me to make milk for Aina. I did her order. Once I've done it, I gave the milk to Aina.

Me : Here's your milk.

Aina : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......... (She kept on crying)

Me : What's wrong with you?

Aina : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............................

Me : What do you want hah?! (I started to lose my temper)

Aina : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............

Me : What?! Tell me what do you want? Do you want to sleep? Or do you want to eat?

Aina : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Me : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (I started to fight back. I made my voice louder than hers.)

Aina : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Yeah, her weeping was getting worse. I end up went upstairs and left her with my father at the kitchen. What can I conclude here, Aina was having a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........ dilemma.

Situation 4

It was a relief time. I didn't remember which teacher. I was having some random crab (p) with Jana.

Me : Jana, give me your wrist.

Jana : Why? What's wrong?

Me : Look at mine. It is just same as yours. Except the color.

Jana : Yeah. Yours are darker.

Me : Siot!

Jana : Haha. But you're fat while I'm not.

Me : Hah. Random crab.

Jana : It's the truth! I lost 3 kg last school holiday and I haven't gain any weight yet.

Me : Are you kidding?

Jana : No, I'm not.

I WAS LIKE-WHAT?! She did show me the proof that she is skinny. And it totally reminded me of my last conversation with mom. Hahahahaha. I NEED TO DO SOMETHING.

Well, some random crab (p) do have it's good. These are mine.